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bjaddict: i like to show him how much i need his cock
angelboi87: Lol Beyonce voice:Goddamn, Goddamn, God-dayam!!!
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the Day is: Prefer Not To Answer Me every goddamn day
Goddamn sky, goddamn. (Taken by Samsung Corby II)
Someone tell me how to really pronounce the term “Seer” because all my life people have been telling me it’s “see-er” but then Once Upon A Time happened and the girl was like “I’m a Seer” and she said it
coatieyay: @mcsweezy pls full res no U PLSPLSSSPLSSSSSSSSSI fucking love thisit’s so goooood
purple-yoshi-draws:Belated Bornday Beauty Mark for @mcsweezyEdit: Forgot the beauty mark godammit fug i thought i reblogged this alreadybecause GODDAMN THIS IS NICE like HOLY SHIt man! This is fan fucking tastic!I hecking LOVE THIS
abbymae69: You better treat me like church
brushy-brush: Happy birthday @mcsweezy!! You are no doubt my favourite artist. The expressiveness you reach with your art is just awesome c: (also Nikita) so I wanted to draw something to show my appreciation. Have a great day! Oh MANthis is wonderful!
pentaghastly: 30 day female character challenge: {1/~} antagonists - Princess Azula I don’t have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don’t really care. My own mother…thought I was
ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like
dairyqueenofficial: trickytwitch: 1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3 *machine gun fire* OwO
tamwah: yiff-gif: tamwah: twinks be like *clown honk* Twinks also be like *Getting destroyed by a massive bf who has a schlong that’s 12x the twink’s height* man this is why people make fun of furries
tingos: I happened by the Code Geass kinkmeme for the first time in ages and I did a quick fill, because apparently that’s still a thing I do. and yet everyone still knew it was me goddamn it’s been like multiple years since I last did a fill…..
superamiuniverse: I often forget how good this song is. Like, it I mean, its fucking Chemical plant but really, like. Goddamn, I’ve heard it hundreds of times, but every time I come back to it. I JUST HAVE TO JAM. yes! <3
Season of Ecchi got me damn well flustered.Like I’m watching Monster Musume, Shimoneta, Student Council WifeAnd then there’s Prison School, Fate/Kaleid, Bikini Warriors, and To love Ru???Like goddamn guys slow the fuck down I can only get so hard
naughtysalamander:male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot Can’t even stop myself. Im self conscious about it. So I like this. Ty.
i dont like people saying that just because I dislike Phantom Blood, Battle Tendency and Stardust Crusaders I’m some kind of plebe. Like, goddamn they fucking suck to me. Why is it that on this website you either consume and enjoy every piece of
123maru replied to your post:as a master of the dental arts i must insist you…Ok sensei i live in a redneck hellhole, and going to wal-mart at night is like some People Under The Stairs type shit. like goddamn this town needs some fresh DNA. The
batreaux: “Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy!
aneclipsedhabitue: GET YOU A GODDAMN WIFE LIKE GEORGIA
pikachois: shiroyukis: "So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well." 01|10 Idols SHIGERU MIYAMOTO: Nintendo
I keep seeing these. They drive me up a wall. You can’t goddamn put fact in front of some random statement and make it true. You can say whatever the hell you want and believe what you want but its rage-inducing that people are just like “lol,
satan-is-not-natural: mrrgh: kawaii-i: by Morticia’s Shop if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one. What does pink taste like, though? All the rest are flavors, even clear specifies its flavor, but
teenshota: ive never fucking laughed harder in my goddamn life
rainbowrobotroses: To be fair, Rick’s done his best. I might not always like his character but he’s always tried to do his best. ALSO CARL AFTER YOU’RE DONE YELLING CAN YOU AT LEAST CHECK FOR A PULSE?
truejaku: aint no way in hell mizuki doesnt have an ass ton of tattoos covering the rest of his body. this boy jacks off to ryuuhou u think he only got 2 tattoos???
do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.
FUCK, I FEEL YOU MAN. i managed to get an uc for a halloween custom lmao. but then i traded it away to get a goddamn draik only for like a goddamn month later their value to drop.:||||
you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???
tfw an artist has two songs named the same goddamn thing.
the moment they mention the name of the goddamn show, it has to be something lame as hell like that.
lamentableinsomniac:miizusei:i bet when koujaku first told aoba that he had an allmate aoba was expecting something cool like a wolf but nah in comes a bird less than half the size of koujaku’s hand with a heart on its fucking face and wearing goddamn
when a song u don’t like plays on the radio so u switch stations but it’s playing the goddamn exact same song
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
cloneinstitute: You know… the worst part of it is…um, hmm, people looking at you. When you tell them that you’re sick. They’re not sure how to react like “Does she want me to cry?” or like I don’t care… just feel - Jennifer Fitzsimmons
orphanblack: I have a theory before we leave this life, we see what we love, I mean like pit of the soul can’t live without it love. And if it’s strong enough, sometimes we find our way back.
naturally-nikkilynn: bobmarleynephew: ablacknation:starslicer: milliondollarnigga:imsoshive: “Sounds like the fuck is still open” Goddamn, young son has had enough of the bullshit, my god See, this disrespect happened because they the same height.
fireinthebreeze:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking
aeisla: I dont get why you are texting me every day ever since last wednesday when its obvious I dont feel like texting anybody. Plus you got my number by looking through one of our friend’s phone, like goddamn a nigga couldnt ask for it himself? Your
cosmicspread: u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
barroncolematthews: They will never make men like this ever again. Which is really unfortunate because I love them all.
ghostquick: elizabitchtaylor:hellahealy:3treehill:empathydisorder:yoncevevo:FUCKif i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like. im honestly sick to my stomach she is amazing So
dralexmurry: “I have this great picture of me on the boat. I’m falling asleep on Anton’s lap, and Anton’s with his like sweatshirt, and I can tell he’s like, ‘Goddamn.’ I’ve probably been asleep for like an hour on his lap, and he doesn’t
hyperionwitch-art: The product of the last few weekends! I wanted to do some smaller Steven Universe prints, and after a suggestion from the husband, I figured I’d try my hand with these! I love the fusions, like goddamn. I would like to do the
this goddamn big fish movie doesnt make any goddamn sense
rockalbum6:why did ed expose everyone’s business like that in castle on the hill? “one had 2 kids but lives alone. one’s brother overdosed. one’s already on his second wife” like goddamn he spilling everyone’s tea what is this The Real Housewives
reniisbooks: celciusdiscourse: yoonbum-in-drag: humans-off: comfortship: humans-off: yoonbum-in-drag: comfortship: i wish some of you had critical thinking skills or like even a singular brain cell but no instead you have cymbal monkey in your
bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky:I would commit CRIMES if it meant he would kiss me like this I second that. I’d punch a baby in the face.
evoria-chill: airedmania: I didn’t wanna say anything but like……goddamn goddamn goddamn 😩😩😩 She Sexxxy
geritalover9000: …one side of me is like “YUS!” And the other is like “ what the hell is this?…”
do-as-youd-like replied to your post “Ass > tits deal with it” what’s that gif from? Angel Blade/Angel Blade Punish It’s got a lot of different fetishes and the director and artist was a huge influence on me as a kid(goddamn Voltage
Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
girl you gonna get a dildo pics if you’re wondering why 2 horse dicks, its because medium chance is real real big, like goddamn and i am real real small so i needed a tinier one that wasn’t like an ordeal in horsecock form oh my god that
i feel like crap
fireptarmigan: OKAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A THIRD VIDEO CIRCULATING WITH THE VIRUS DO NOT CLICK ANY VIDEOS YOU GET THAT LOOK LIKE THIS, HAVE THE MAN WITH THE PIG MASK, OR THE GIRL ON THE BED ALL THREE OF THESE ARE VIRUSES DELETE THEM AS SOON
xuunies: MY SUPER OVERDUE ART TRADE WITH AMI…………… she wanted monochrome so i did the short-hair version (best version). i hope you like it ami!!
softieclair: when i first saw the term ‘dashcon’ i was like “well about fucking time momo gets her own con” and then i was really disappointed omG
Seriously some of you men are turning my biggest pet peeve into guys saying “it’s okay to have preferences” on the subject of body hair on women. No one ever said you had to like it. I’m just saying you shouldn’t ENFORCE